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Hey, I'm Alexis and I ship Bullshit. I reblog things from other fandoms that I have yet to watch but can't because of tumblr.

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  1. sp00ky0wl:

    ghostyfelix:

    satohai:

    iliketolight-thingsonfire:

    fairysharkmother:

    MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

    ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

    First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
    Momma will be right here.

    Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

    Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

    Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

    Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

    There is the softcup!

    And the mooncup!

    They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

    Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

    The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

    You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
    Momma says it’s okay. 

    There are also cotton reusable pads!

    Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
    There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

    The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

    Momma loves you!

    Thank you momma.

    I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

    MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

    WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

    (Source: fairysharkmother)

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  3. mariiette:

    unfreshing:

    words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together

    i want to be raven baxter ok

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  5. roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

    roughkiss:

    peevsie77:

    gay-undertones:

    gay-undertones:

    So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

    So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

    aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

    I PRESENT TO YOU

    ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

    350 shrek faces

    No face left uncovered

    Now we wait

    MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

    This is a thing of beauty

    It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

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  7. politicalsexkitten:

    yukaryote:

    Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

    Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

    100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

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  9. ughjxnna:

    OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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  11. this-is-my-headspace:

    This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.

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  13. crabbyjammies:

    gymnosofi:

    mypatientvessel:

    Dude.

    My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

    Dude. It’s genius.

    http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

    I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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    bitchassluke:

    thebakerstreetboyz:

    cumformecalum:

    YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08 

    OH MY GOD FLASHBACK

    why the fuck is this still getting notes 

    (Source: hemmolysis)

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  15. heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

    heyveronica:

    megustamemes:

    Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

    will smith is a national treasure

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  17. prewars:

    smallgovernment:

    at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

    (Source: exeggcute)

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  19. The Smile Project

    rifftube:

    image

    PLEASE JUST TAKE ONE MOMENT TO READ?

    I know it’s not the place to ask this but I am crying  my eyes out writing this. I’m 17 and my teeth have made my life a living hell. I can’t look in the mirror anymore. I hate how I look to the point I don’t even have the  confidence to even leave the house anymore.They are the reason I have depression and why I get bullied in school.

     All I want to do is go to my Debs, what you would call Prom, smiling but can’t because of how I feel so awful about these. I saved up money to get them fixed before but it took over 8 years to do so and that was with money that my dad left me after he died but I had to give the money to my Mom because she needed it to pay for my grandfather’s funeral and she didn’t have enough money to cover the costs.

    I want to smile fully instead of having to worry that I’m disgusting someone and close my mouth right away.

    Please,please help. This is torture.
     I cannot afford it as I am a full-time secondary school student with no medical card and my mother is a single widowed parent. I have gone to two different orthodontist and even with the payment plan my mother and I would not be able to afford it. I have put together a fundraiser to try and raise the money as a last resort.
    I know some of you might think that this is a spam or a fraud link just ask me for further proof if you want it. The braces are called 6 month smiles so I’m hoping to have the money saved soon so they will be off before I go to the Debs.

    Here is the link for the fundraiser:

    Here is the link to the Facebook page I set up as proof of The Smile Project:
    If you guys could help donate even just 1 dollar it would be one step closer or even by just re-blogging it, it would mean the absolute world to me and to be able to get these would be a dream come true. Thank you for reading.



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  21. becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

    becomebraver:

    I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

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  23. slytherinsnow:

    ppgfreak85:

    One of the BEST ad campaigns about representation I have seen.

    Everyone has a backbone. Use yours.

    idc what your side of feminism or lgbt agenda is, this is what everyone should agree with.

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  25. angizzoli:

    justadashofsarcasm:

    deluxetoaster:

    can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

    can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

    This is so my life that’s hurt

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