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Hey, I'm Alexis and I ship Bullshit. I reblog things from other fandoms that I have yet to watch but can't because of tumblr.
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
frick frack snick snack?/11?!2
watch your fucking mouth shitbitch
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM
AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE
NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE
YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS
We must protect Bill Nye at all costs
what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand
i made a thing
This is beautiful.
I love this. The darkness is usually portrayed as something sinister but I think it’s beautiful.