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  • You want to say Hi to the cute girl on the subway. How will she react? Fortunately, I can tell you with some certainty, because she’s already sending messages to you. Looking out the window, reading a book, working on a computer, arms folded across chest, body away from you = do not disturb. So, y’know, don’t disturb her. Really. Even to say that you like her hair, shoes, or book. A compliment is not always a reason for women to smile and say thank you. You are a threat, remember? You are Schrödinger’s Rapist. Don’t assume that whatever you have to say will win her over with charm or flattery. Believe what she’s signaling, and back off.

    If you speak, and she responds in a monosyllabic way without looking at you, she’s saying, “I don’t want to be rude, but please leave me alone.” You don’t know why. It could be “Please leave me alone because I am trying to memorize Beowulf.” It could be “Please leave me alone because you are a scary, scary man with breath like a water buffalo.” It could be “Please leave me alone because I am planning my assassination of a major geopolitical figure and I will have to kill you if you are able to recognize me and blow my cover.”

    On the other hand, if she is turned towards you, making eye contact, and she responds in a friendly and talkative manner when you speak to her, you are getting a green light. You can continue the conversation until you start getting signals to back off.

    The fourth point: If you fail to respect what women say, you label yourself a problem.

    There’s a man with whom I went out on a single date—afternoon coffee, for one hour by the clock—on July 25th. In the two days after the date, he sent me about fifteen e-mails, scolding me for non-responsiveness. I e-mailed him back, saying, “Look, this is a disproportionate response to a single date. You are making me uncomfortable. Do not contact me again.” It is now October 7th. Does he still e-mail?

    Yeah. He does. About every two weeks.

    This man scores higher on the threat level scale than Man with the Cockroach Tattoos. (Who, after all, is guilty of nothing more than terrifying bad taste.) You see, Mr. E-mail has made it clear that he ignores what I say when he wants something from me. Now, I don’t know if he is an actual rapist, and I sincerely hope he’s not. But he is certainly Schrödinger’s Rapist, and this particular Schrödinger’s Rapist has a probability ratio greater than one in sixty. Because a man who ignores a woman’s NO in a non-sexual setting is more likely to ignore NO in a sexual setting, as well.

    So if you speak to a woman who is otherwise occupied, you’re sending a subtle message. It is that your desire to interact trumps her right to be left alone. If you pursue a conversation when she’s tried to cut it off, you send a message. It is that your desire to speak trumps her right to be left alone. And each of those messages indicates that you believe your desires are a legitimate reason to override her rights.

    For women, who are watching you very closely to determine how much of a threat you are, this is an important piece of data.

    an excerpt from Phaedra Starling’s “Schrödinger’s Rapist: or a guy’s guide to approaching strange women without being maced” (via lostgrrrls)

    HOLY FUCK THE TRUTH.

    Can every one of my male followers read this? And please, before you get defensive (“I would never rape anyone!”) keep in mind, women being afraid of Shrodinger’s Rapists (oh my god i still can’t get over the encompassing brilliance of this phrase) is a conditioned, learned response from being immersed in rape culture and the evolution of sexism and sexual violence in our society from the day we’re born. And unfortunately, it’s very difficult to unlearn without the efforts of all genders to dismantle it. Which is where you come in.

    (via lil-ith)

    It’s also just rude and disrespectful to patently ignore what someone has told you regarding their personal space, body, and time. Get a clue.

    (via geekdomme)

    I will always reblog this. Always.

    (via myherocomplex)

    So if you speak to a woman who is otherwise occupied, you’re sending a subtle message. It is that your desire to interact trumps her right to be left alone.

    (via alamaris)

    goblinparty:

    inabasket:

    cool it comes with a free refill 

    oops i got drunk and ordered it

    not sorry even a little bit

    What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
    Right?”
    OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.

    Don’t excuse him because he’s had
    at least three lite beers
    and is sweating through his black button down
    that his mom or exgirlfriend
    probably bought him.
    Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
    by the last six girls he went on dates with
    after meeting them on tindr
    with a picture that’s seven years old
    Don’t excuse him because
    he’s usually such a nice guy
    because you don’t want to be a bitch
    because you don’t want to cause a scene
    because when you were seventeen
    your sister told you
    no one likes an angry feminist

    Tell him,
    Hey, Asshole:
    Let me explain something to you.
    Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
    a part of me
    tore itself to shreds
    ripped itself apart inside me
    and then remade itself.

    So yes, I bleed for seven days
    and I don’t die
    You know what else can do that?
    Gods.
    Immortal beings.
    Things of legend.
    Fuck, I can even
    create life.

    So I say, never trust anything that can’t
    bleed for seven days and not die.
    You know what that makes it?
    Weak
    Fallible
    Mortal.
    So let’s see, hon,
    What you’re made of.
    If you can bleed for seven days
    and not die.

    Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
    And when he bleeds for seven seconds
    and dies,
    spit on his corpse and say,
    I thought not.

    Katherine Tucker (via alchemy)

    moonybooksniffer:

    Tumblr Harry Potter Posts

    surimistick:

    you-look-beautifuller:

    HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
    OH MY GOD

    i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

    dave-strid0rk:

    geometricdeathtrap:

    sanana-oppa:

    solarfox6:

    stelera:

    zexionienzo:

    andrewcentrism:

    nikkidoughnuts:

    88floors:

    The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

    Putting this on the Xmas list!

    MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

    I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.


    HOMESTUCKS WHERE ARE YOU THIS IS THE REAL LIFE ALCHEMITER.

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    Ahem. Homestucks, I give you a fast, easy way to create horns for your cosplays which are lightweight, and extremely durable. The horns featured above are 3D printed in acrylic, and only slightly heavier than fully dried model magic, though they are significantly stronger. While mounting them to my headband, I dropped one from about 4 feet. It was completely fine.

    yEs

    ONCE I SAW THOSE HORNS I SCREAMED TO FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!

    Why isn’t anyone addressing the fact that we can make lots of dicks

    are you Dave Strider

    beautilation:

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

Everyone needs this.

    beautilation:

    shigaretto:

    sailorp00n:

    rosydrops:

    Cleaning

    Money

    Health

    Emergency

    Food

    Home

    Job

    Travel

    Better You

    I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

    Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

    omg

    Everyone needs this.

    Heyyy if you like to listen to piano, my boyfriend makes amazing songs on his youtube channel it would be great if you could check it out!! (His channel) Thank you!!

    emmaontheice:

    toothian-a:

    guardianhiccup:

    fawksman:

    starksmash:

    OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

    Me

    iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

    oh my

    i dunt see it

    EDIT***:

    WHATTHE HELL.

    caressmelouis:

    when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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    Tumblr University

    grayeyes-brightskies:

    parallelanprincess:

    my-pretty-little-universe:

    sadandrad5sos:

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    Optional Uniform

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    ID

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    DORMS!!!!!

    The Who/Sherlock dorms

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    Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

    image

    Pirates/History dorms

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    disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

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    Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

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    Bye mom

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    Someone would die. Multiple people would die. This school would be closed within a week.
    mashedstuff:

zomgitsaj:

clawdee:

zekeku:

hanayome:

myluisa:

onlineworktips:

i-saybyipsos:

Get paid by sharing your thoughts (or donate them to charity), totally your choice!
Joining is completely free, although
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE this is pretty muchlimited to US Residents only.
TIP: AND SIGN UP AS A MALE (Even if you’re a girl)
Trust me, you’ll get more surveys with that trick = more money.
Though you, yeah, can still sign up but you won’t be able to  do much surveys.
Start earning now!
Register here
Try this other panel, too, if you want: 
Toluna 

Oh my god, I made a “male” account & started seeing shitloads of surveys compared to what I had on my actual account, awesome tip! Wish I found out about that sooner :/
As for experience with this panel, I highly recommend this paid survey site, although honestly if you’re not from the US, dont’ bother. You won’t be even eligible to most (if not all) survey opportunities.
But they DO pay. Just look for reviews if you want some proof, they’ve been around for quite a long time & they are quite a reputable company.

I signed up for this though I wasn’t a US resident & I can prove that it’s absolutely useless if you aren’t so don’t bother.

One of the absolute few paid survey sites that aren’t a scam.

You have to be 18+ to be eligible for payment, I believe.
Though I just put 18 as my age despite being 16 & got paid anyways haha

BTW, rewards: Gift cards or cash to your paypal account.
1000 points is $10
The cheapest thing you can buy/give charity to is 1000 points. So you have to have at least 1000 points to cash out. 
There is cash to paypal (which takes 1-3 weeks to get into your account), you can get Visa gift cards (4-6 weeks), e-gift cards to Amazon and itunes (1-3 days), and the charities are: Trees for the Future, Big Brother and Sisters, Unicef, Ronald McDonald House, Doctors without Borders, Habitat for Humanity, Nature Conservancy, Red Cross, American Cancer Society, and American Heart Association.
I joined yesterday as a male. I did the first 3 surveys which are a getting to know you, and then today I answered 1 survey (working on my second) for 90 points, and then I had 2 other surveys I didn’t qualify for, but you still get 5 points for those, for your time.
I currently have a 200 point survey sitting in my queue that I’m hoping I qualify for.
So yeah, totally sign up as male, and vary the age a bit. They don’t need 1,000,000 mid-20 dudes.

fun fact I’m a female and I got chosen to test nail polishes and got to keep them 

this website gave me candy to try out for their surveys!!

    mashedstuff:

    zomgitsaj:

    clawdee:

    zekeku:

    hanayome:

    myluisa:

    onlineworktips:

    i-saybyipsos:

    Get paid by sharing your thoughts (or donate them to charity), totally your choice!

    Joining is completely free, although

    VERY IMPORTANT NOTE this is pretty muchlimited to US Residents only.

    TIP: AND SIGN UP AS A MALE (Even if you’re a girl)

    Trust me, you’ll get more surveys with that trick = more money.

    Though you, yeah, can still sign up but you won’t be able to  do much surveys.

    Start earning now!

    Register here

    Try this other panel, too, if you want: 

    Oh my god, I made a “male” account & started seeing shitloads of surveys compared to what I had on my actual account, awesome tip! Wish I found out about that sooner :/

    As for experience with this panel, I highly recommend this paid survey site, although honestly if you’re not from the US, dont’ bother. You won’t be even eligible to most (if not all) survey opportunities.

    But they DO pay. Just look for reviews if you want some proof, they’ve been around for quite a long time & they are quite a reputable company.

    I signed up for this though I wasn’t a US resident & I can prove that it’s absolutely useless if you aren’t so don’t bother.

    One of the absolute few paid survey sites that aren’t a scam.

    You have to be 18+ to be eligible for payment, I believe.

    Though I just put 18 as my age despite being 16 & got paid anyways haha

    BTW, rewards: Gift cards or cash to your paypal account.

    1000 points is $10

    The cheapest thing you can buy/give charity to is 1000 points. So you have to have at least 1000 points to cash out. 

    There is cash to paypal (which takes 1-3 weeks to get into your account), you can get Visa gift cards (4-6 weeks), e-gift cards to Amazon and itunes (1-3 days), and the charities are: Trees for the Future, Big Brother and Sisters, Unicef, Ronald McDonald House, Doctors without Borders, Habitat for Humanity, Nature Conservancy, Red Cross, American Cancer Society, and American Heart Association.

    I joined yesterday as a male. I did the first 3 surveys which are a getting to know you, and then today I answered 1 survey (working on my second) for 90 points, and then I had 2 other surveys I didn’t qualify for, but you still get 5 points for those, for your time.

    I currently have a 200 point survey sitting in my queue that I’m hoping I qualify for.

    So yeah, totally sign up as male, and vary the age a bit. They don’t need 1,000,000 mid-20 dudes.

    fun fact I’m a female and I got chosen to test nail polishes and got to keep them 

    this website gave me candy to try out for their surveys!!

    ellepaca:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…


Are you kidding me this is the most fabulous thing I’ve ever seen he’s even pouting for the camera he’s a model not a demon

    ellepaca:

    izzayronii:

    babytaeminlove:

    hewasthedrummer:

    lindseyway:

    Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

    That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

    ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

    fuckfuckfuckfuck

    this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

    Are you kidding me this is the most fabulous thing I’ve ever seen he’s even pouting for the camera he’s a model not a demon