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Hey, I'm Alexis and I ship Bullshit. I reblog things from other fandoms that I have yet to watch but can't because of tumblr.

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  1. malfunctioning-fangirl:

    jackhoward:

    onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

    The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

    I don’t agree. There’s a really good one of her holding an oscar while giving the finger. 

  2. A progression of bad language

    dxlcevitaa:

    hawlmuchalucha:

    deans-left-buttcheek:

    Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
    Elementary school: What the heck.
    Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
    High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

    College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

    frick frack snick snack?/11?!2

    watch your fucking mouth shitbitch

    (Source: hyvel)

  3. eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

    eartheld:

    helicine:

    how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

    i want this tattooed on my back

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  5. chanelroze:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

    chanelroze:

    I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

    (Source: the-personal-quotes)

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  7. wedontguardcolors:

    duskhopper:

    velvethound:

    spectralightmod:

    bananasarenotgood:

    iamchandlerbing:

    Just a reminder that these things exist.

    Link 1 (x)

    Link 2 (x)

    Link 3 (x)

    Link 4 (x)

    uniforms? Maybe? :)

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  9. sgtsatine:

    randomweas:

    Did Someone Say Cake?

    I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

    (Source: randomweas.com)

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  11. this-teenage-girls-blog:

    Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

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  13. mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

    mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

    take-me-tom-hiddleston:

    ship-it-all-the-way:

    jadedfalling:

    sickledsnake:

    itsdorkgirl:

    gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

    BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

    we need this

    gonna put it on my dick

    THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

    This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

    And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

    I would send messages in morse code

    magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

    Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

    (Source: ldrsociety)

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  15. ameliadoesaninternet:

    veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

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  17. lacigreen:

    thephotogfeminist:

    burningbells:

    imageIf you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

    It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

    HELPFUL THING

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  19. madambitchtits:

    heavensairwaves:

    heavensairwaves:

    BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM 

    AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE

    image

    NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

    BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE

    YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

    We must protect Bill Nye at all costs

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  22. cumbermums:

    iru-hime:

    weird-happenings:

    dorirosa:

    suncalf:

    what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

    image

    image

    image

    imageimageimageimage

    imageimage

    i made a thing

    This is beautiful.

    I cried

    I love this. The darkness is usually portrayed as something sinister but I think it’s beautiful.

    (Source: lupercos)

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  24. your-crookedneighbor:

    Beatrix 2011 “Anne Frank”

    This might be the best show I’ve ever watched.

    (Source: leave-lydia-alone)

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  26. vonmunsterr:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

    vonmunsterr:

    AGGRESSIVE

    Straight to the point.

    This shit is my favorite

    THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

    (Source: brattylifts)

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