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Hey, I'm Alexis and I ship Bullshit. I reblog things from other fandoms that I have yet to watch but can't because of tumblr.

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  2. anna-rawrr:

cant-touch-these-diamonds:

rayeautomaticalien:

linkintheoristfrommars:

piercethebandmerch:

a-day-to-mosh:

darthlater:
Hopefully people will reblog this.

WHAT THE FUCK. THE NOTES. ARE YOU KIDDING ME COME ON THIS POST DESERVES MORE THAN THAT

If you are my follower, you should reblog this.

YES. THIS!!! Sure, there might be one or two members in particular that you maybe have a “crush” on and pay a bit more attention to — but ALL OF THEM are essential to the band, and you acknowledge that.

Pfft no

can i just say, its transparent too :)

    anna-rawrr:

    cant-touch-these-diamonds:

    rayeautomaticalien:

    linkintheoristfrommars:

    piercethebandmerch:

    a-day-to-mosh:

    darthlater:

    Hopefully people will reblog this.

    WHAT THE FUCK. THE NOTES. ARE YOU KIDDING ME COME ON THIS POST DESERVES MORE THAN THAT

    If you are my follower, you should reblog this.

    YES. THIS!!! Sure, there might be one or two members in particular that you maybe have a “crush” on and pay a bit more attention to — but ALL OF THEM are essential to the band, and you acknowledge that.

    Pfft no

    can i just say, its transparent too :)

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  4. theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

    Why is this not taught universally.

    (Source: sfgifs)

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  6. thefandomtolllbooth:

    antoinetriplett:

    jolivet:

    spaceman-v-spiff:

    nescientes:

    novacayyn:

    carry-on-my-otp:

    If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

    l tried really hard not to reblog this

    Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

    Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

    Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

    HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

    ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

    THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

    WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

    HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

    AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

    HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

    HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

    A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

    BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

    IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

    BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

    ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

    AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

    AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

    IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

    IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

    THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

    IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

    HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

    AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

    YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

    THAT LAST GIF

    HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

    HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

    BUT HE SURVIVED

    BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

    BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

    FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

    HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

    THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

    BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

    HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

    BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

    THEY WERE ACROBATS.

    THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

    THEY DROPPED HIM.

    LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

    THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

    HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

    if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

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  8. vivere-est-ars:

    every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

    (Source: sizvideos)

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  10. grandslamwhiches:

Make a wish always reblog

    grandslamwhiches:

    Make a wish always reblog

    (Source: inritum)

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  12. heal-my-br0ken-s0ul:

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:


If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

forever reblog


I actually smiled… Did anyone else?

    heal-my-br0ken-s0ul:

    hayfuckyou:

    yumcircles:

    If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

    it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow

    forever reblog

    I actually smiled… Did anyone else?

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  14. solarsenpai:

    mostly-perfect:

    So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

    LMAO PERFECT

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  16. livingina-hidingplace:

    faineemae:

    "You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

    "You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

    fuck the education system

    I will never NOT reblog this.

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eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

    55595472:

    eighttwotwopointthreethree:

    the-half-boy:

    I LIKE IT

    I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

    The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

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  20. boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

    boygeorgemichaelbluth:

    funoftheday:

    Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

    this is kind of genius

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  22. haveyoubeentobahia:

    gigifarnham:

    haveyoubeentobahia:

    disneydriven:

    let-it-golaf:

    imageITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT.

    HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

    oh shit lol

    this is the second time tumblr has pointed out something I hadn’t known from this sequence before

    What was the first thing?

    image

    Notice how the wallpaper patterns change to skulls wherever his shadow hits. 

    (Source: bootymax)

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  24. Please reblog this if its alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.

    (Source: tilly-oakley)

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  26. manybodies:

    lightspeedsound:

    lunapics:

    theshells:

    I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

    ….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

    Hermione Granger also: 

    • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
    • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
    • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
    • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
    • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
    • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

    in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

    Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

    (Source: fallforwatsonmoved)

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  28. I just got home from my game and I actually look cuteeee, my sister did my hair and my friend did my make up

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