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Hey, I'm Alexis and I ship Bullshit. I reblog things from other fandoms that I have yet to watch but can't because of tumblr.

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  1. your-crookedneighbor:

    Beatrix 2011 “Anne Frank”

    This might be the best show I’ve ever watched.

    (Source: leave-lydia-alone)

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  3. vonmunsterr:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

    vonmunsterr:

    AGGRESSIVE

    Straight to the point.

    This shit is my favorite

    THIS IS HOW YOU GO ON DATES. none of this fucking “i dunno, what do you wanna do?” bullshit. don’t fuck around. if you ask someone on a date you plan where you’re going to take them and you fucking PAY FOR IT

    (Source: brattylifts)

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  5. Unusual Date Ideas

    theconsultingbadwolf:

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    If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

    (Source: 9GAG)

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  7. harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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    harzilla:

    fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    dajo42:

    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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  9. tinalikesbutts:

    Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

    (Source: smallnartless)

  10. daftlypunk:

    i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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  12. andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

    andreafluff:

    instadayum:

    kamikaze95:

    nowyoukno:

    Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

    :-))

    i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

    Preach.

  13. majiinboo:

    • Do not forget Michael Brown
    • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
    • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
    • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
    • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
    • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
    • Do not forget Ferguson 
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  15. pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

    pvtleonardchurch:

    jack-baraatwat:

    Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

    listen up you motherfucker

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  17. blue-eyed-hanji:

    thelifeofnachos:

    These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

    This will always be golden 

    aww yissss

    I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

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  19. blue-eyed-hanji:

    thelifeofnachos:

    These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

    This will always be golden 

    aww yissss

    I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

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  21. blue-eyed-hanji:

    thelifeofnachos:

    These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

    This will always be golden 

    aww yissss

    I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

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  23. cocoastripper:

    queer-punk:

    WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

    I’m pretty sure I reblog this already but this need to be reblog again

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  25. deaninmyjeans:

    stateofutobitha:

    cutely-perverted:

    Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

    so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

    my penis would have been tiny omg

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  27. beahbeah:

    this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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